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is santa evil? | yes... | | 19% | [ 3 ] | no... | | 38% | [ 6 ] | might be... | | 38% | [ 6 ] | other (whats the other) | | 5% | [ 1 ] |
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endless dark admin
Number of posts : 6473 Age : 43 Location : Roc. NY : : Fearless Leader : : More Numbers : 7855201 Registration date : 2008-07-21
| Subject: Santa.... Evil? Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:39 am | |
| ok I'm bored so I think I'll prove that Santa is the devil... yeah, thats right, I get bored and seriously random things come to mind ok sooo... Santa is a giant red guy that detracts attention from god, he promises gifts to children "that are good", in otherwords to kids that do what he considers "good" and if they don't do his will he punishes them. He lives in the north poll, a place of snow and ice, before Dante wrote the inferno Hell used to be a place far from the light and warmth of god in other words a place of snow and ice. He has slave labor that work day and night doing his bidding in the making of toys that he then uses to bribe the kiddies into doing his will and gives them as payment for a year of loyal service to him. Now for that punishment, a lump of coal, what is coal it is fuel for fire, after Dante's inferno hell became a place of fire so now the children are given a warning within the punishment of coal that they'll be fueling hell... Lets not forget that SANTA if you re arange the letters is SATAN and good old saint nick with just a little work, removing the I with an A and removing an N then becomes "good old satanic" And what of Mrs. Cause, shes a woman in red, Lilith is also known as the lady in red... so remember boys and girls, be "good" all year or you'll be fueling hell... | |
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| Subject: Re: Santa.... Evil? Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:43 am | |
| By your logic, and if there was such as thing as "God" in the Christian sense you're chaotic mind is referring to, I can see that "Santa" is actually "God in disguise" - an attempt to reach the younger generation by instilling lessons of be & do good. To further this, the legend is based upon "Saint Nicolas" - a man of God with a mission to do good for the children. The letters are arranged like they are to symbolize that even the most pure of man has evil within them, yet they decide if they follow a path of Darkness or one of Righteous. |
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endless dark admin
Number of posts : 6473 Age : 43 Location : Roc. NY : : Fearless Leader : : More Numbers : 7855201 Registration date : 2008-07-21
| Subject: Re: Santa.... Evil? Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:52 am | |
| Why are you bringing reality into a fantasy topic fueled by extreme bordom and not by logic?... now gods gonna to start killing chocobo's... poor choco's... I know the whole "real" story or santa, this is just a bit of randomness meant only for fun... | |
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| Subject: Re: Santa.... Evil? Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:54 am | |
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endless dark admin
Number of posts : 6473 Age : 43 Location : Roc. NY : : Fearless Leader : : More Numbers : 7855201 Registration date : 2008-07-21
| Subject: Re: Santa.... Evil? Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:55 am | |
| oooohhhh rriigghhttt... I forgot about the cat girls | |
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Morwenna star member
Number of posts : 3717 Age : 36 Location : Montana : : More Numbers : 7753551 Registration date : 2008-07-23
| Subject: Re: Santa.... Evil? Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:09 am | |
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| Subject: Re: Santa.... Evil? Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:13 am | |
| Altana & your Moogle can't save you from your fate silly Cat Girl... |
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deadcoldgothgirl supernova
Number of posts : 6332 Age : 34 Location : Roseville MI : : More Numbers : 7757008 Registration date : 2008-07-24
| Subject: Re: Santa.... Evil? Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:16 am | |
| Santa is a fat old man that breaks into peoples homes. Why doesn't anyone blame him when their socks go missing? They sure don't have a problem when he brings in foreign made goods.
Besides, why do all of his presents say made in China? Shouldn't they say made by elves or the north pole? | |
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Morwenna star member
Number of posts : 3717 Age : 36 Location : Montana : : More Numbers : 7753551 Registration date : 2008-07-23
| Subject: Re: Santa.... Evil? Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:19 am | |
| Santa probably outsources to China. It's cheaper that way. | |
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angelofthenight star member
Number of posts : 5158 Age : 37 Location : Central TX : : The Pumpkin Queen : : More Numbers : 7754942 Registration date : 2008-07-22
| Subject: Re: Santa.... Evil? Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:21 am | |
| He's an old geezer that sneaks in at night, steals your cookies and milk and leaves you toys. Personally, i'd tear him a new one if he stole my cookies. No one steals from the Cookie Monster | |
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| Subject: Re: Santa.... Evil? Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:21 am | |
| Was gunna say... Silly girlie, don't you know Chinese children working in sweat shops is hella cheap compared to Elvaans? Mystical creatures cost an arm and a leg these days... |
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Morwenna star member
Number of posts : 3717 Age : 36 Location : Montana : : More Numbers : 7753551 Registration date : 2008-07-23
| Subject: Re: Santa.... Evil? Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:26 am | |
| Ah yes, but I bet Elvaans can do 100x the work, especially the ones that are 8'+ tall. | |
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| Subject: Re: Santa.... Evil? Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:29 am | |
| My Elvaan can summon a half naked blue chick that can survive the cold and do 100x the work of mere mortal Chinese men. Unfortunately my Elvaan can't summon a wolf though. |
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Morwenna star member
Number of posts : 3717 Age : 36 Location : Montana : : More Numbers : 7753551 Registration date : 2008-07-23
| Subject: Re: Santa.... Evil? Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:35 am | |
| My mithra can summon...um....a furry little blue spirit creature with red eyes. | |
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| Subject: Re: Santa.... Evil? Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:39 am | |
| You mean the cutest blue skunk in the universe? I've seen some awesome mods for that little fella... think there's a beautiful white version and equally awesome Super Saiyan-esque yellow version. For the life of me though... no idea how to do mods though... |
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angelofthenight star member
Number of posts : 5158 Age : 37 Location : Central TX : : The Pumpkin Queen : : More Numbers : 7754942 Registration date : 2008-07-22
| Subject: Re: Santa.... Evil? Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:07 am | |
| Did someone mention skunk?! If Santa had a bunch of skunks pulling his sled I wouldn't mind if he took my cookies and milk | |
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endless dark admin
Number of posts : 6473 Age : 43 Location : Roc. NY : : Fearless Leader : : More Numbers : 7855201 Registration date : 2008-07-21
| Subject: Re: Santa.... Evil? Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:15 am | |
| yeah and if santa had some skunk I'm sure we could work something out with those cookies | |
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angelofthenight star member
Number of posts : 5158 Age : 37 Location : Central TX : : The Pumpkin Queen : : More Numbers : 7754942 Registration date : 2008-07-22
| Subject: Re: Santa.... Evil? Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:19 am | |
| Haha, I could see it now. "Give me your cookies or i'll be forced to have my skunks give you a new perfume." | |
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endless dark admin
Number of posts : 6473 Age : 43 Location : Roc. NY : : Fearless Leader : : More Numbers : 7855201 Registration date : 2008-07-21
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angelofthenight star member
Number of posts : 5158 Age : 37 Location : Central TX : : The Pumpkin Queen : : More Numbers : 7754942 Registration date : 2008-07-22
| Subject: Re: Santa.... Evil? Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:46 am | |
| Ohhhhh! I got ya. Good idea! | |
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lollirot senior member
Number of posts : 769 Age : 34 : : Horror Aficionado More Numbers : 7753381 Registration date : 2008-07-23
| Subject: Re: Santa.... Evil? Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:54 am | |
| Oh wow...you got the whole reason why santa is evil down. From what I remember from my childhood, Santa is some hungover old man with silly excuse for boots. | |
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Maxmordon star member
Number of posts : 4066 Age : 33 Location : Venezuela : : Distopian Man : : More Numbers : 7747042 Registration date : 2008-07-28
| Subject: Re: Santa.... Evil? Tue Nov 25, 2008 3:01 am | |
| Santa is not evil, he is just another capitalist with a good publicity and shadowy exploitation in the back. | |
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Vampira132 Moderator
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witchartist member
Number of posts : 73 Age : 67 Location : Williston, Vermont More Numbers : 7721757 Registration date : 2008-08-16
| Subject: Re: Santa.... Evil? Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:33 am | |
| Greetings, I have to agree with Vampira...Santa is not evil and he IS real...all my kids in grades K - 4 tell me so and they ALWAYS tell the truth! Not only do you non-believers get coal in your stockings, you should have to listen to 100 hours of Lawrence Welk reruns! HA! Oh, and have a nice day. | |
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| Subject: Re: Santa.... Evil? Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:00 pm | |
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