GOFFIK Christmas Carols

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
A creepy bat in a dead pine tree.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Two hooting owls
And a creepy bat in a dead pine tree.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Three Japanese lolitas
Two hooting owls
And a creepy bat in a dead pine tree

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Four evil black kittens
Three Japanese lolitas
Two hooting owls
And a creepy bat in a dead pine tree

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five silver pentacles....
Four evil black kittens
Three Japanese lolitas
Two hooting owls
And a creepy bat in a dead pine tree

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six snakes a-hissing
Five silver pentacles
Four evil black kittens
Three Japanese lolitas
Two hooting owls
And a creepy bat in a dead pine tree

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven spiders spinning
Six snakes a-hissing
Five silver pentacles
Four evil black kittens
Three Japanese lolitas
Two hooting owls
And a creepy bat in a dead pine tree

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight Emos cutting
Seven spiders spinning
Six snakes a-hissing
Five silver pentacles
Four evil black kittens
Three Japanese lolitas
Two hooting owls
And a creepy bat in a dead pine tree

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine Ravers moshing
Eight Emos cutting
Seven spiders spinning
Six snakes a-hissing
Five silver pentacles
Four evil black kittens
Three Japanese lolitas
Two hooting owls
And a creepy bat in a dead pine tree

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten hippies smoking
Nine Ravers moshing
Eight Emos cutting
Seven spiders spinning
Six snakes a-hissing
Five silver pentacles
Four evil black kittens
Three Japanese lolitas
Two hooting owls
And a creepy bat in a dead pine tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven Davey Havoks singing
Ten hippies smoking
Nine Ravers moshing
Eight Emos cutting
Seven spiders spinning
Six snakes a-hissing
Five silver pentacles
Four evil black kittens
Three Japanese lolitas
Two hooting owls
And a creepy bat in a dead pine tree

On the twelveth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve Reapers killing
Eleven Davey Havoks singing
Ten hippies smoking
Nine Ravers moshing
Eight Emos cutting
Seven spiders spinning
Six snakes a-hissing
Five silver pentacles
Four evil black kittens
Three Japanese lolitas
Two hooting owls
And a creepy bat in a dead pine tree!

That's one Helen a-giggling then!