living a good life!?

To all concerted citizens, (this means you) I have made a break through in this, the science of life. Put simply I now what it is all about.

First, I must tell you that I have never concerned my self with any of your gods or goddess', as they are all just referees in this game of catch me kill me that we all are playing with time.

I must also tell you that I have been captured by death a number of times. This is how I know of the referees and in having seen them I know that nearly all of them look the same as we do as a race.

Now on to business shall we? The whole "life" thing, and what I my self have learned in this existence is about living a "good life."

AH YA! You say but who is to say what a "good life" is, and that I my self-am not living one?!

All I will say to such a question is that I my self-am not passing judgment on you or your beliefs. I may also say that if you would be so kind as to keep reading I am confident that you will see what a "good life" is.

The first part of living a good life is that one must never pass judgment on another person for any reason what so ever. Other then to comment on how bad a driver they are, how stupid they are for walking behind your car as you are backing up or to converse with them over your stolen parking spot.

The second part of living a good life is to not kill another, everyone has the right to a future, although accidents do happen and we are all aloud a single mulligan.

The third part of living a good life is that one must never go forth in search of a victim in either them selves or in others. I mean it, do not go looking for someone to hurt even your-self, eventually an accident will happen and one or more people will get hurt. There is no need to hasten the process on this one.

The fourth part of living a good life is that the first three parts mean nothing if you are an accident-prone hermit that lives alone in the back woods somewhere and doesn't drive.

Now, in knowing this when I die and find out just which God or Goddess got it right and they ask me what I have done in life, I can look then in their ocular device and say that I have indeed led a good life.