I don't believe in anything really, but, if anyone speaks to a higher-being, it's probably those wacky folks storming around the cities talking to themselves.
People who claim to be the Messiah, have a fun job though.
You tell people that you're here to save the world, speak for god, etc: Then you have these people rather weapons for you and have orgies. The retirement plan suck, usually involves poison, fire or bullets; but the trip there seems like a blast.
People who claim to be god, I think are missing the point of how much work they're giving themselves.